Saturday, August 27, 2011

Facial Hair Friday (Yes, I Realize it's Saturday): King Triton

King Triton is clearly a fictional character. Some would be callous enough to call him a mere cartoon. I call him sexy.


Ariel can keep her Prince Eric and his large cleft chin. I prefer my man's chin to be covered with a long white beard and his abs to be chiseled and bare.

We won't discuss the mermaid tail. Or the fact that I'm probably losing my mind.